Funny corn jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny corn jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes corns. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about corn are clean and safe for everyone. Share these corn jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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How did Melanie improve her hearing?
How do you call a masked man with a butcher knife in a corn field?
What did one ear of corn say to the other?
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
What did the woman say when the waiter told her there was no corn?
What does Cornelius call his silly friends?
What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?
What has ears but can't hear?
What is a unicorn's favorite Thanksgiving bread?
What is corn on the cobb’s favorite song?
What is corn’s favorite music?
What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
What’s a piece of corn’s favorite part of a room?
Why can’t you tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?

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