Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny corn jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes corns. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about corn are clean and safe for everyone. Share these corn jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to VegetableHow did Melanie improve her hearing?Answer: She ate an ear of corn.
How do you call a masked man with a butcher knife in a corn field?Answer: A cereal killer.
What did one ear of corn say to the other?Answer: You’re getting a little husky.
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?Answer: AW, shucks.
What did the woman say when the waiter told her there was no corn?Answer: Well that really shucks.
What does Cornelius call his silly friends?Answer: Corn flakes!
What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?Answer: Cob - a - doodle - do!
What has ears but can't hear?Answer: A corn field!
What is a unicorn's favorite Thanksgiving bread?Answer: Corn bread!
What is corn on the cobb’s favorite song?Answer: A-maize-ing Grace.
What is corn’s favorite music?Answer: Pop
What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?Answer: An ear of corn!
What’s a piece of corn’s favorite part of a room?Answer: The CORNer
Why can’t you tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?Answer: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.
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