Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny knife jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes knifes. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about knife are clean and safe for everyone. Share these knife jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodHow do you call a masked man with a butcher knife in a corn field?Answer: A cereal killer.
What did one steak knife say to the other?Answer: Look sharp, here comes the meat.
What did the cake say to the knife?Answer: Do you want a piece of me?
What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?Answer: A pairing knife
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