Funny nerd jokes

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Does anybody know any jokes about salt?
Answer: Na

Have you seen the new fishing website?
Answer: No, it’s not online yet.

How do you get a computer drunk?
Answer: A screenshot of Tequila.

How many raspberries are in a slice of fruit pi?
Answer: 3.14

Nerd, Raspberry

What are Siris favorite kind of chips?
Answer: Computer chips!

What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Answer: Guaca-mole

Avocado, Guacamole, Nerd

What did the hungry computer eat?
Answer: Chips, one byte at a time.

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Answer: Google, google, google!

What do a bakery and a web browser have in common?
Answer: Both have both have cookies.

Bakery, Cookie, Nerd

What do you call a potato with right angles?
Answer: A square root.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi.

Monster, Nerd, Pumpkin

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi

What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
Answer: A big mac!

Burger, Cross, Nerd

What is a database programmer’s favorite drink?
Answer: Da-Queries

Favorite drink, Nerd

What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?
Answer: A pairing knife

Chef, Knife, Nerd

What was the computer chips first word when it was made?
Answer: Da-ta?

Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding?
Answer: It couldn't resist.

Why was the programmer eating carrots?
Answer: So that they could C#!

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