Funny fruit jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny fruit jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes fruits. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about fruit are clean and safe for everyone. Share these fruit jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!

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I took a prune to the prom. Why?
Fruit
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
Fruit, Turkey
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Fruit, Oneliner, Salad, Tomato
Submitted by Deniel
What did the fruit say to the vegetable?
Fruit, Vegetable
Submitted by Wiem
What did the lime say to the grapefruit?
Fruit, Lemon, Orange
Submitted by Nadia
What did the salad say to the fruit?
Fruit, Grape, Salad
What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
Coconut, Fruit
Submitted by Clotilde
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
Cereal, Food, Fruit
What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
Cross, Fruit
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?
Fruit
Submitted by Jocke
What fruit did the astronaut request on his trip to the moon?
Fruit
Submitted by Yosef
What is King Kong's favorite food?
Favorite food, Fruit
Submitted by Ligon
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
Fruit
Submitted by Sierra
What’s a fruit’s favorite pick up line?
Banana, Fruit, Pick Up Lines
Where do baby apes sleep?
Fruit
Submitted by Gerald
Why did the passion fruit vine lose it's passion?
Fruit
Why is history like a fruit cake?
Cookie, Fruit
Submitted by Manel
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
Anthony T. Hincks
Chocolate, Fruit, Nut, Quote
Submitted by Zena

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