Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny fruit jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes fruits. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about fruit are clean and safe for everyone. Share these fruit jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
I took a prune to the prom. Why?Answer: I couldn’t find a date!
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?Answer: A poul-tree.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What did the fruit say to the vegetable?Answer: Bitch, peas!
What did the lime say to the grapefruit?Answer: Orange you glad you're not a lemon?
What did the salad say to the fruit?Answer: You look grape today!
What do you call a fruit that goes into space?Answer: A coco-naut
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?Answer: A food fight!
What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?Answer: A food chain!
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What fruit did the astronaut request on his trip to the moon?Answer: Star fruit!
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?Answer: BOOberries
What is a Jawa's favorite fruit?Answer: Ooh ooh zucchini.
What is a superhero’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What is King Kong's favorite food?Answer: Ape-ricots!
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