Funny fruit jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny fruit jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes fruits. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about fruit are clean and safe for everyone. Share these fruit jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

I took a prune to the prom. Why?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What did the fruit say to the vegetable?
What did the lime say to the grapefruit?
What did the salad say to the fruit?
What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?
What fruit did the astronaut request on his trip to the moon?
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
What is a Jawa's favorite fruit?
What is a superhero’s favorite drink?
What is King Kong's favorite food?

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