Funny fruit jokes

What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
What’s a fruit’s favorite pick up line?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the passion fruit vine lose it's passion?
Why is history like a fruit cake?
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
Anthony T. Hincks

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