What kind of fruit can fix your sink?Answer: A PLUM-ber
What’s a fruit’s favorite pick up line?Answer: This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing!
Where do baby apes sleep?Answer: In apricots.
Why did the passion fruit vine lose it's passion?Answer: Because its fruit fell off!
Why is history like a fruit cake?Answer: It's full of dates!
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
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