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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it?Answer: No, it just let out a little wine.
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?Answer: Grapes are purple.
How does a wine drinker hear about the next best brand?Answer: Through the grapevine.
What did the grape do when it was sat on?Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the grape say after it was squashed?Answer: Nothing. It just gave a little whine.
What did the grape say to the silly peanut butter?Answer: You’re nuts!
What did the grape say when it was crushed?Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?Answer: Breathe dammit, breathe!
What did the salad say to the fruit?Answer: You look grape today!
What do you call a wine hangover?Answer: The grape depression.
What happened when the grape was promoted?Answer: It got a raisin pay.
What happens to grapes when you step on them?Answer: They wine!
What is purple and swings from a tree?Answer: A gr-ape
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