Funny grape jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny grape jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes grapes. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about grape are clean and safe for everyone. Share these grape jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it?
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
How does a wine drinker hear about the next best brand?
What did the grape do when it was sat on?
What did the grape say after it was squashed?
What did the grape say to the silly peanut butter?
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the salad say to the fruit?
What do you call a wine hangover?
What happened when the grape was promoted?
What happens to grapes when you step on them?
What is purple and swings from a tree?

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