Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny lemon jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes lemons. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about lemon are clean and safe for everyone. Share these lemon jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
How does a lemon ask for a hug?Answer: Give us a squeeze!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
What did the lemon say to the lime?Answer: Sour you doing?
What did the lemon say when it answered the phone?Answer: Yellow
What did the lime say to the grapefruit?Answer: Orange you glad you're not a lemon?
What do you call a cat who eats a lemon?Answer: A sourpuss.
What do you give an injured fruit?Answer: Lemon-aid!
What do you give an injured lemon?Answer: Lemon-aid!
What fruit can you call when you are in trouble?Answer: You can always count on a lemon for aid!
What fruit is square and green?Answer: A lemon in disguise!
What kind of fruit is the most helpful?Answer: A lemonaide.
What's yellow and goes bzzz?Answer: An electric lemon!
Which kind of lemon performs for charity?Answer: Lemon Aid!
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