Funny lemon jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.

How does a lemon ask for a hug?

Answer: Give us a squeeze!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!

What did the lemon say to the lime?

Answer: Sour you doing?

What did the lemon say when it answered the phone?

Answer: Yellow

What did the lime say to the grapefruit?

Answer: Orange you glad you're not a lemon?

What do you call a cat who eats a lemon?

Answer: A sourpuss.

What do you give an injured fruit?

Answer: Lemon-aid!

What do you give an injured lemon?

Answer: Lemon-aid!

What fruit can you call when you are in trouble?

Answer: You can always count on a lemon for aid!

What fruit is square and green?

Answer: A lemon in disguise!

What kind of fruit is the most helpful?

Answer: A lemonaide.

What's yellow and goes bzzz?

Answer: An electric lemon!

Which kind of lemon performs for charity?

Answer: Lemon Aid!

Why did the lemon cross the road?

Answer: He wanted to play squash!

Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?

Answer: Because she was a little tart!

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?

Answer: His stomach was sour!

Why did the lemon hide when the bully came?

Answer: Because he was yellow!

Why did the lemon stop halfway across the road?

Answer: He ran out of juice!

Why did the lemon wear a red sweater?

Answer: His yellow one was dirty!