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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
How does a lemon ask for a hug?Answer: Give us a squeeze!
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
What did the lemon say to the lime?Answer: Sour you doing?
What did the lemon say when it answered the phone?Answer: Yellow
What did the lime say to the grapefruit?Answer: Orange you glad you're not a lemon?
What do you call a cat who eats a lemon?Answer: A sourpuss.
What do you give an injured fruit?Answer: Lemon-aid!
What do you give an injured lemon?Answer: Lemon-aid!
What fruit can you call when you are in trouble?Answer: You can always count on a lemon for aid!
What fruit is square and green?Answer: A lemon in disguise!
What kind of fruit is the most helpful?Answer: A lemonaide.
What's yellow and goes bzzz?Answer: An electric lemon!
Which kind of lemon performs for charity?Answer: Lemon Aid!
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