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Funny apple jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny apple jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes apples. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about apple are clean and safe for everyone. Share these apple jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

An apple growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to grow an apple orchard without trees?
Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
How do you make an apple puff?
How do you make an apple turnover?
How many apples grow on a tree?
If apples come from an apple tree, and oranges come from an orange tree, where do chickens come from?
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
What did the apple say to the apple pie?
What did the apple skin say to the apple?
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
What do you call an Apple pie that's smoking a joint?
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?

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