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Funny apple jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny apple jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes apples. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about apple are clean and safe for everyone. Share these apple jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
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Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to grow an apple orchard without trees?Answer: His efforts were fruitless.
Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
How do you make an apple puff?Answer: Chase it around the garden.
How do you make an apple turnover?Answer: Push it down a hill.
How many apples grow on a tree?Answer: All of them.
If apples come from an apple tree, and oranges come from an orange tree, where do chickens come from?Answer: A pouI-tree.
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
What did the apple say to the apple pie?Answer: You’ve got some crust.
What did the apple skin say to the apple?Answer: I’ve got you covered.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?Answer: Use apples instead.
What do you call an Apple pie that's smoking a joint?Answer: A baked apple pie!
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?Answer: A tooty fruity!
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What’s angry and goes with custard?Answer: Apple grumble!
When is an apple a grouch?Answer: When it's a crab apple!
When is an apple not an apple?Answer: When it is a pineapple!
Who is an apple’s favourite pop singer?Answer: Katy Peary
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?Answer: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Why did Snow White hate the evil queen?Answer: Because she was a bad apple!
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?Answer: She was trying to make apple juice.
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Answer: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?Answer: Because he was a rotten apple.
Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl?Answer: Pear pressure
Why were the apple and orange alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
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