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An apple growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to grow an apple orchard without trees?Answer: His efforts were fruitless.
Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
How do you make an apple puff?Answer: Chase it around the garden.
How do you make an apple turnover?Answer: Push it down a hill.
How many apples grow on a tree?Answer: All of them.
If apples come from an apple tree, and oranges come from an orange tree, where do chickens come from?Answer: A pouI-tree.
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
What did the apple say to the apple pie?Answer: You’ve got some crust.
What did the apple skin say to the apple?Answer: I’ve got you covered.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?Answer: Use apples instead.
What do you call an Apple pie that's smoking a joint?Answer: A baked apple pie!
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?Answer: A tooty fruity!
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