Funny apple jokes

What looks like half apple?
What’s angry and goes with custard?
When is an apple a grouch?
When is an apple not an apple?
Who is an apple’s favourite pop singer?
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
Why did Snow White hate the evil queen?
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl?
Why were the apple and orange alone?
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?

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