What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What’s angry and goes with custard?Answer: Apple grumble!
When is an apple a grouch?Answer: When it's a crab apple!
When is an apple not an apple?Answer: When it is a pineapple!
Who is an apple’s favourite pop singer?Answer: Katy Peary
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?Answer: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Why did Snow White hate the evil queen?Answer: Because she was a bad apple!
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?Answer: She was trying to make apple juice.
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Answer: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?Answer: Because he was a rotten apple.
Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl?Answer: Pear pressure
Why were the apple and orange alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
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