Funny pineapple jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pineapple jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pineapples. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pineapple are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pineapple jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game?
What did the salad say to the pineapple?
What do we call a plumb pineapple?
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples?
What do you call a cake containing pineapples?
What do you call a fat pineapple?
What do you call a pineapple snake?
What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza?
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
What does a Pineapple become when it’s cut?

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