Funny pineapple jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pineapple jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pineapples. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pineapple are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pineapple jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!

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Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.

Apple, Grape, Pick Up Lines, Pineapple

Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.

Oneliner, Pineapple

My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.

Onion, Pineapple

What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game?
Answer: We make a great pear!

Pear, Pineapple

What did the salad say to the pineapple?
Answer: Lettuce be friends!

Lettuce, Pineapple, Salad

What do we call a plumb pineapple?
Answer: It is called a pineapple chunk!

What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples?
Answer: He might be called a pineappleologist!

What do you call a cake containing pineapples?
Answer: A pie-napple

What do you call a fat pineapple?
Answer: A pineapple chunk!

What do you call a pineapple snake?
Answer: Ananas-conda

Animal, Pineapple

What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza?
Answer: Sane

Pineapple, Pizza

What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
Answer: Pineapple

Animal, Christmas, Cross, Pineapple

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
Answer: A pineapple

Christmas, Pineapple

What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
Answer: The worlds best Sundae!

Chocolate, Dessert, Milk, Pineapple, Strawberry

What does a Pineapple become when it’s cut?
Answer: It becomes: PAINAPPLE

What kind of fruit do trees like?
Answer: Pine-apple

What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie?
Answer: You have some crust.

When is an apple not an apple?
Answer: When it is a pineapple!

Apple, Pineapple

Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches?
Answer: That's just Hawaii rolls.

Chef, Ham, Pineapple, Sandwich, Wrap

Why did the pineapple go out with a prune?
Answer: Because he couldn't find a date!

Love, Pineapple

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because it ran out of juice!

Juice, Pineapple

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