Funny cucumber jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny cucumber jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes cucumbers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about cucumber are clean and safe for everyone. Share these cucumber jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A mushroom might be a fungi, but he’s not as cool as a cucumber.
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
What do chefs use to play pool?
What is long, green and slowly turning red?
What's green and walks through walls?
What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
What’s green and red all over?
Where do cucumbers go for a date?
Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?
Why couldn't the radish unwind?
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
Why was the cucumber mad?

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