Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny cucumber jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes cucumbers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about cucumber are clean and safe for everyone. Share these cucumber jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A mushroom might be a fungi, but he’s not as cool as a cucumber.
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?Answer: Come on in the water's brine!
What do chefs use to play pool?Answer: Cue-cumbers
What is long, green and slowly turning red?Answer: A cucumber holding its breath!
What's green and walks through walls?Answer: Casper the friendly cucumber.
What's white on the inside and green on the outside?Answer: A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
What’s green and red all over?Answer: A cucumber with a sunburn.
Where do cucumbers go for a date?Answer: The salad bar
Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?Answer: The PICKLE DISH
Why couldn't the radish unwind?Answer: Because it wasn't as cool as a cucumber!
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?Answer: Because it was in a pickle!
Why was the cucumber mad?Answer: Because it was in a pickle!
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