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A mushroom might be a fungi, but he’s not as cool as a cucumber.
A mushroom walk into a party and the bouncer said sorry there is not enough room.
Then the mushroom replies 'oh ok but I don't take up muchroom!'
How did the fungus find a place to grow?Answer: Oh, it doesn’t need mushroom!
What are the smallest rooms in the world?Answer: Mushrooms
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement.
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of mushroom
Why are fungi always invited on road trips?Answer: They don’t take up mush room.
Why did the fungus leave the party?Answer: There wasn’t mushroom!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?Answer: He was a fun guy.
Why do fungi have to pay double bus fare?Answer: Because they take up too mushroom!
Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?Answer: Because they're a fungi!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?Answer: Because he’s such a fungi.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?Answer: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
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