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I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high...so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
What do you call a baker holding a bag of sugar in each hand?Answer: Ambidextrose
What do you call a dinosaur that ate too much sugar?Answer: Cankersaurus
What does a ghost have in his morning coffee?Answer: Scream and sugar
What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?Answer: Raw raw raw raw raw
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?Answer: If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
Why does Swedish sugar taste better?Answer: It’s Sweder
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