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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Do you know why I always add Soya sauce to my rice?Answer: Because brown rice is healthier than white rice!
How did the man feel when he put too much sauce on his rice?Answer: He was over soyed.
How do you tame wild rice?Answer: With a very small saddle.
Rice to meet you!
Rice you to the swings.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?Answer: Don't wok away from me!
What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat?Answer: Uncle Bens rice.
What's spidermans favorite brand of rice?Answer: Uncle Ben
Why can't Chinese barbecue?Answer: Because the rice falls through the grill.
Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?Answer: That's just how it rolls.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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