Funny rice jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny rice jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes rices. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about rice are clean and safe for everyone. Share these rice jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Do you know why I always add Soya sauce to my rice?
How did the man feel when he put too much sauce on his rice?
How do you tame wild rice?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice, who?
Rice to meet you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice who?
Rice you to the swings.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Henny Youngman
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat?
What's spidermans favorite brand of rice?
Why can't Chinese barbecue?
Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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