Funny egg jokes

- Waiter! Whats wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?
- I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?

Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.

How do ghosts like their eggs?

Answer: Terror-fried.

How do you make an egg roll?

Answer: You push it!

What day do eggs hate the most?

Answer: Fry-day

What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?

Answer: I think I am burning up in here!

What did the egg say to the farmer?

Answer: I’m too young to fry!

What did the flour say to the milk and eggs?

Answer: Batter up!

What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?

Answer: Ham and eggs!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and an earthquake?

Answer: Scrambled eggs.

What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?

Answer: A very hairy omelette!

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

Answer: An eggplant

What does Satan have for breakfast?

Answer: Deviled Eggs

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

Answer: It cracks up!

What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?

Answer: You can beat an egg..

What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?

Answer: Pooched eggs

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

Answer: From Eggplants

Why are chefs cruel?

Answer: Because they batter fish, beat eggs and whip cream!

Why are cooks cruel?

Answer: Because they whip cream and beat eggs!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Answer: Because, the egg cracked a yolk!

Why did the bread maker go to jail?

Answer: She was caught beating an egg.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Answer: Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

Answer: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

Why is the chef so mean?

Answer: She beats the eggs!

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Answer: Because it might crack up!

Why were screams coming from the kitchen?

Answer: The cook was beating the eggs.