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- Waiter! Whats wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?
- I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.
Ham and eggs - A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
How do ghosts like their eggs?Answer: Terror-fried.
How do you make an egg roll?Answer: You push it!
What day do eggs hate the most?Answer: Fry-day
What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?Answer: I think I am burning up in here!
What did the egg say to the farmer?Answer: I’m too young to fry!
What did the flour say to the milk and eggs?Answer: Batter up!
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?Answer: Ham and eggs!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and an earthquake?Answer: Scrambled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?Answer: A very hairy omelette!
What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?Answer: An eggplant
What does Satan have for breakfast?Answer: Deviled Eggs
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