What happens when you tell an egg a joke?Answer: It cracks up!
What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?Answer: You can beat an egg..
What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?Answer: Pooched eggs
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?Answer: From Eggplants
Why are chefs cruel?Answer: Because they batter fish, beat eggs and whip cream!
Why are cooks cruel?Answer: Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
Why did the bacon laugh?Answer: Because, the egg cracked a yolk!
Why did the bread maker go to jail?Answer: She was caught beating an egg.
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?Answer: Because one egg is un oeuf.
Why do turkeys lay eggs?Answer: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
Why is the chef so mean?Answer: She beats the eggs!
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?Answer: Because it might crack up!
Why were screams coming from the kitchen?Answer: The cook was beating the eggs.
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