Funny french jokes

Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?

Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Answer: A hug and a quiche!

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Answer: Looks like we have debris all over the place!

What do frogs eat for lunch in France?

Answer: French flies!

What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers?

Answer: French flies.

What do you call a french fry with a bad sunburn?

Answer: A baked patato!

What do you call a lazy french fry?

Answer: A couch potato!

What do you call a nice french fry?

Answer: A sweet potato!

What do you call French macaroni?

Answer: Sbaguete and croissant

What does a French baker say when they made a mistake?

Answer: Oh crepe

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

Answer: All that was left was de brie.

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Answer: Chocolate mousse

What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?

Answer: C’est croissant!

What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?

Answer: Crepe me

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

Answer: They give me the crepes.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Answer: Escargot stolen.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

Answer: He got crêped out.

Why did the French fry win the race?

Answer: Because it was fast food!

Why did the man go to France?

Answer: To get a french fry!

Why do the French like to eat snails?

Answer: Because they don't like fast food!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Answer: Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

Answer: He was convicted of crepe.