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Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. That place was giving me the crêpes...
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?Answer: A hug and a quiche!
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?Answer: Looks like we have debris all over the place!
What do frogs eat for lunch in France?Answer: French flies!
What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers?Answer: French flies.
What do you call a french fry with a bad sunburn?Answer: A baked patato!
What do you call a lazy french fry?Answer: A couch potato!
What do you call a nice french fry?Answer: A sweet potato!
What do you call French macaroni?Answer: Sbaguete and croissant
What does a French baker say when they made a mistake?Answer: Oh crepe
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?Answer: All that was left was de brie.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?Answer: Chocolate mousse
What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?Answer: C’est croissant!
What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?Answer: Crepe me
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