Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?Answer: They give me the crepes.
Why did the french chef go to the police?Answer: Escargot stolen.
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?Answer: He got crêped out.
Why did the French fry win the race?Answer: Because it was fast food!
Why did the man go to France?Answer: To get a french fry!
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?Answer: Because one egg is un oeuf.
Why was the French chef sent to prison?Answer: He was convicted of crepe.
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