Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny crepe jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes crepes. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about crepe are clean and safe for everyone. Share these crepe jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you know Pancake Day is today?Answer: It creped up on us.
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. That place was giving me the crêpes...
My mom always makes the pancakes too thin...I shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.
What did the priest think while choking on a pancake?Answer: Holy Crepe!
What do pancakes do when they are scared?Answer: They crepe themselves.
What do you call a person who randomly steals French pancakes?Answer: A crepetomaniac
What does a French baker say when they made a mistake?Answer: Oh crepe
What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?Answer: Crepe me
Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?Answer: They give me the crepes.
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?Answer: He got crêped out.
Why did the man dress up as a thin pancake for Halloween?Answer: To give people the crepes.
Why did the pastry store stop selling superhero costumes?Answer: Because not many heroes wear crepes.
Why was the French chef sent to prison?Answer: He was convicted of crepe.
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