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How do you introduce a loaf of bread to your angry aunt?Answer: Meatloaf croissant
What do you call an angry pastry?Answer: A croissant!
What do you call French macaroni?Answer: Sbaguete and croissant
What do you call your mothers angry French sister?Answer: Your croissant
What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?Answer: C’est croissant!
Why are croissant jokes always funny?Answer: Because they never get mold!
Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?Answer: They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?Answer: Because he had muffin to say.
Why don’t croissants like warm weather?Answer: Things get Toasty!
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