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Funny croissant jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny croissant jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes croissants. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about croissant are clean and safe for everyone. Share these croissant jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How do you introduce a loaf of bread to your angry aunt?
What do you call an angry pastry?
What do you call French macaroni?
What do you call your mothers angry French sister?
What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?
Why are croissant jokes always funny?
Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?
Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?
Why don’t croissants like warm weather?

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