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What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?Answer: I loaf you dough much!
What direction did the pirate go to get his bread?Answer: Yeast!
What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?Answer: Gingerbread
What do you call a yeasted jam pastry passed through a sausage maker?Answer: Extrudel!
What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?Answer: Make Gingerbread
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?Answer: It’s the yeast I could do.
What happens if you eat a dinner of yeast and shoe polish?Answer: You’ll rise and shine in the morning.
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?Answer: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What holiday celebrates the rising of dough?Answer: Yeaster
What pick up line does yeast use on flour?Answer: I bread your pardon!
When does bread rise?Answer: When you yeast expect it!
Where do the best bakers in the city live?Answer: The yeast end.
Why did the poor man sell yeast?Answer: To raise some dough!
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