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How do you give a bagel maximum security?Answer: Put lox on it.
How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Toaster ovens dont have light bulbs.
What did the bagel say to the pastor?Answer: I’m holier than you!
What do ghosts put on their bagels?Answer: Scream cheese!
What do you call a bagel with wings?Answer: A plane bagel.
What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?Answer: Hole foods
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?Answer: A bagel
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?Answer: A balanced breakfast.
What does a bagel call its grandfather?Answer: Poppy
What kind of bagel can fly?Answer: A plain bagel!
What kind of bagel did the camper eat?Answer: A winnebago.
What’s a pilot’s favorite kind of bagel?Answer: Plain
Why can't blueberry bagels fly?Answer: Because, then they would be plane bagels.
Why did the bagel go to a bar?Answer: To get toasted.
Why did the bagel lose the election?Answer: He was the victim of a schmear campaign.
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