How do you give a bagel maximum security?Answer: Put lox on it.
Funny bagel jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bagel jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes bagels. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bagel are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bagel jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
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How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Toaster ovens dont have light bulbs.
What did the bagel say to the pastor?Answer: I’m holier than you!
What do ghosts put on their bagels?Answer: Scream cheese!
What do you call a bagel with wings?Answer: A plane bagel.
What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?Answer: Hole foods
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?Answer: A bagel
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?Answer: A balanced breakfast.
What does a bagel call its grandfather?Answer: Poppy
What kind of bagel can fly?Answer: A plain bagel!
What kind of bagel did the camper eat?Answer: A winnebago.
What’s a pilot’s favorite kind of bagel?Answer: Plain
Why can't blueberry bagels fly?Answer: Because, then they would be plane bagels.
Why did the bagel go to a bar?Answer: To get toasted.
Why did the bagel lose the election?Answer: He was the victim of a schmear campaign.
Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?Answer: They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?Answer: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
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