Funny bagel jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bagel jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes bagels. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bagel are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bagel jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How do you give a bagel maximum security?
How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What did the bagel say to the pastor?
What do ghosts put on their bagels?
What do you call a bagel with wings?
What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?
What does a bagel call its grandfather?
What kind of bagel can fly?
What kind of bagel did the camper eat?
What’s a pilot’s favorite kind of bagel?
Why can't blueberry bagels fly?
Why did the bagel go to a bar?
Why did the bagel lose the election?

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