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A: Why do elephants wear blue shoes?
A: So they can hide in blueberry bushes.
A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a blueberry bush?
B: Well, no.
A: Then it works!
How can blueberries talk on the phone if they have no hands?Answer: Blue tooth
How do you make a blueberry?Answer: You strangle a pea.
I love berries. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, black berries, anything with an 'errie' in it!
What are unhappy cranberries called?Answer: Blueberries
What did the strawberry say when the blueberry asked to be friends?Answer: I’d like to be your friend berry much!
What do you call a berry patch on a windy day?Answer: Blewberries
What do you call a depressed berry?Answer: A blueberry
What do you call a sad raspberry?Answer: A blueberry
What do you call a sad strawberry?Answer: A blue berry
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?Answer: A blueberry jam!
What happens when you're too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?Answer: They turn into blueberries.
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?Answer: BOOberries
What is blue and goes up and down?Answer: A blueberry in an elevator!
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