Funny blueberry jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny blueberry jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Blueberries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about blueberry are clean and safe for everyone. Share these blueberry jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A: Why do elephants wear blue shoes?
B: Why?
A: So they can hide in blueberry bushes.
B: Oh.
A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a blueberry bush?
B: Well, no.
A: Then it works!
How can blueberries talk on the phone if they have no hands?
How do you make a blueberry?
I love berries. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, black berries, anything with an 'errie' in it!
Jordin Sparks
What are unhappy cranberries called?
What did the strawberry say when the blueberry asked to be friends?
What do you call a berry patch on a windy day?
What do you call a depressed berry?
What do you call a sad raspberry?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?
What happens when you're too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
What is blue and goes up and down?

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