Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny eggplant jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes eggplants. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about eggplant are clean and safe for everyone. Share these eggplant jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What did the eggplant say to the peach?Answer: Can I hop in your peachiness?
What do an eggplant and a chicken have in common?Answer: They’re both purple... except for the chicken.
What do chickens grow on?Answer: Eggplants
What do you call a discounted eggplant?Answer: A real baigan.
What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?Answer: An eggplant
What do you reap after sow the yolk?Answer: Eggplant
What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: An egg-plant
What is an huge henhouse called?Answer: Eggplant
What plant can become an animal?Answer: An eggplant
What’s purple, delicious, and fun to decorate for Easter?Answer: A hard-boiled eggplant
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?Answer: From Eggplants
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