Funny sweet potato jokes

Are you growing sweet potatoes this year?

Answer: Yes, I yam!

How do you describe an angry sweet potato?

Answer: Boiling Mad

What did one sweet potato say to the other?

Answer: Wow! I yam impressed!

What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?

Answer: I yam what I yam

What did the sweet potato say when he took a bite of dessert?

Answer: Mmmm, this is so yammy.

What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?

Answer: Pota-toast with jam.

What do you call a baby sweet potato?

Answer: A small fry

What do you call a monkey who makes sweet potato chips?

Answer: A Chipmunk

What do you call a nice french fry?

Answer: A sweet potato!

What do you call a stolen sweet potato?

Answer: A hot potato

What do you say to an angry baked sweet potato?

Answer: Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British sweet potato say about a sunny day?

Answer: It's mashing

What kind of girlfriend does a potato wants?

Answer: A sweet potato.

What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents?

Answer: A sweet potato.

What water yields award winning sweet potatoes?

Answer: Perspiration!

Why can’t you get angry at a yam?

Answer: Because they’re such sweet potatoes.

Why did the sweet potato cross the road?

Answer: He saw a fork up ahead.

Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?

Answer: Because they keep their eyes peeled!

Why don’t you put the turkey near the sweet potatoes?

Answer: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato?

Answer: Because he was a real spud.