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What did the carrot say to the other carrot?Answer: Shut up and radish me
What did the radish and cauliflower say to the cabbage that needed help, but refused?Answer: Lettuce
What is half the diameter of a radish?Answer: The radiush
What is small, red and whispers?Answer: A hoarse radish!
What type of vegetables have trouble speaking up for themselves?Answer: Hoarse radishes!
What vegetable is only slightly cool?Answer: A Radish
What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?Answer: A radish
Why are radishes smart?Answer: Because they’re so well-red!
Why couldn't the radish finish the race?Answer: He was just a little beet.
Why couldn't the radish unwind?Answer: Because it wasn't as cool as a cucumber!
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