Funny lettuce jokes

How do tacos say grace?

Answer: Lettuce pray.

How does a vegan begin grace before meals?

Answer: Lettuce pray.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Answer: Lettuce get together!

What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce?

Answer: Lettuce be friends!

What did the DJ say at the dinner party?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beat!

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Answer: Are you stalking me?

What did the radish and cauliflower say to the cabbage that needed help, but refused?

Answer: Lettuce

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?

Answer: Lettuce go

What did the salad say to the pineapple?

Answer: Lettuce be friends!

What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?

Answer: Lettuce all smile.

What does cabbage say at the salad bar?

Answer: Lettuce pray.

What is a Honeymoon Salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing!

What is a Penguin's favourite salad?

Answer: Iceberg lettuce.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone without dressing.

What kind of lettuce did they serve on The Titanic?

Answer: Iceberg

What kind of salads do robots like?

Answer: Those with ice-borg lettuce!

What makes lettuce so special?

Answer: Nothing, it’s just arugula vegetable!

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!

What's on a honeymoon salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone with no dressin.

Who’s in charge of salads around here, anyway?

Answer: That would be the head of lettuce!

Why didn’t the cabbage win the race?

Answer: He wasn’t ahead of lettuce.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Answer: Because its got heart.