Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny lettuce jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes lettuces. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about lettuce are clean and safe for everyone. Share these lettuce jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How do tacos say grace?Answer: Lettuce pray.
How does a vegan begin grace before meals?Answer: Lettuce pray.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
What did Bacon say to Tomato?Answer: Lettuce get together!
What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce?Answer: Lettuce be friends!
What did the DJ say at the dinner party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beat!
What did the lettuce say to the celery?Answer: Are you stalking me?
What did the radish and cauliflower say to the cabbage that needed help, but refused?Answer: Lettuce
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
What did the salad say to the pineapple?Answer: Lettuce be friends!
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?Answer: Lettuce all smile.
What does cabbage say at the salad bar?Answer: Lettuce pray.
What is a Honeymoon Salad?Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing!
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