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Funny lettuce jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny lettuce jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes lettuces. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about lettuce are clean and safe for everyone. Share these lettuce jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How do tacos say grace?
How does a vegan begin grace before meals?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce?
What did the DJ say at the dinner party?
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
What did the radish and cauliflower say to the cabbage that needed help, but refused?
What did the salad say to the pineapple?
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?
What does cabbage say at the salad bar?
What is a Honeymoon Salad?
What is a Penguin's favourite salad?

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