A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells out, "Hey! We don't serve ham sandwiches here." To which the ham sandwich replies, "That's okay, I just wanted a drink."
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How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?Answer: With jam in
How do dogs make sandwiches?Answer: With purebred.
What did the bully have for lunch?Answer: He had a knuckle sandwich!
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria?Answer: A Club Sandwich
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?Answer: You make me melt.
What did the policeman have on his sandwich?Answer: Some traffic jam!
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?Answer: Lettuce all smile.
What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?Answer: MOOstard
What do elves make sandwiches with?Answer: Shortbread
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?Answer: The Deli Llama.
What do you eat at the beach?Answer: A Sand-wich
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?Answer: A ham sandwich
What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed?Answer: Bedcrumbs
What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?Answer: A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?Answer: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp?Answer: A megabyte.
What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?Answer: You jam it.
What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?Answer: Oldham
What's a whales favorite sandwich?Answer: Krilled cheese
What's the typographer's favourite sandwich filling?Answer: Kerned beef
What’s in an astronaut’s favourite sandwich?Answer: Launch meat.
Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?Answer: They’re well bread!
Why couldn’t the peanut butter afford a sandwich?Answer: It needed bread.
Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches?Answer: That's just Hawaii rolls.
Why don't you starve in a desert?Answer: Because of all the 'sand which is' there.
Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches?Answer: Because they like “Fast Food.”
Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?Answer: Because nobody made sandwiches.
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