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Funny sandwich jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny sandwich jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes sandwichs. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about sandwich are clean and safe for everyone. Share these sandwich jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells out, "Hey! We don't serve ham sandwiches here." To which the ham sandwich replies, "That's okay, I just wanted a drink."
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
How do dogs make sandwiches?
What did the bully have for lunch?
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria?
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?
What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
What do elves make sandwiches with?
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?
What do you eat at the beach?
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed?

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