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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells out, "Hey! We don't serve ham sandwiches here." To which the ham sandwich replies, "That's okay, I just wanted a drink."
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?Answer: With jam in
How do dogs make sandwiches?Answer: With purebred.
What did the bully have for lunch?Answer: He had a knuckle sandwich!
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria?Answer: A Club Sandwich
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?Answer: You make me melt.
What did the policeman have on his sandwich?Answer: Some traffic jam!
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?Answer: Lettuce all smile.
What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?Answer: MOOstard
What do elves make sandwiches with?Answer: Shortbread
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?Answer: The Deli Llama.
What do you eat at the beach?Answer: A Sand-wich
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?Answer: A ham sandwich
What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed?Answer: Bedcrumbs
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