What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?Answer: A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?Answer: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
What is it called when a robot eats a sandwich in one chomp?Answer: A megabyte.
What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?Answer: You jam it.
What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?Answer: Oldham
What's a whales favorite sandwich?Answer: Krilled cheese
What's the typographer's favourite sandwich filling?Answer: Kerned beef
What’s in an astronaut’s favourite sandwich?Answer: Launch meat.
Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?Answer: They’re well bread!
Why couldn’t the peanut butter afford a sandwich?Answer: It needed bread.
Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches?Answer: That's just Hawaii rolls.
Why don't you starve in a desert?Answer: Because of all the 'sand which is' there.
Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches?Answer: Because they like “Fast Food.”
Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?Answer: Because nobody made sandwiches.
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