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Funny pickle jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pickle jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pickles. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pickle are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pickle jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
How do you know pickles love a good barbecue?Answer: They relish the moment.
How do you make a hamburger smile?Answer: Pickle it gently!
If you have a pickle problem, the best way is to just dill with it.
What are pickle's horrible domestic partners?Answer: Because they're always Green with Envy.
What did the pickle say to his fans?Answer: I’m kind of a big dill!
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?Answer: Come on in the water's brine!
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory?Answer: A dill-doe
What do you call a female pickle that horses around?Answer: A filly dilly.
What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?Answer: An Icepickle!
What do you call a pickle doctor?Answer: A dill pusher.
What do you call a pickle on sale?Answer: A sweet DILL!
What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?Answer: A sweet Dill!
What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?Answer: Dill Dough
What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer?Answer: A dill doe
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?Answer: A dilldoe
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a pickle?Answer: A crocoDILL
What do you say to a pickle in the morning?Answer: Rise and Brine!
What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?Answer: Just dill
What does an agreeable pickle always say?Answer: I relish the idea.
What does the non-believing pickle say?Answer: You're gherkin my chain.
What happens when a PICKLE is bored?Answer: He becomes very DILL!
What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?Answer: You suffer from pickled hearing!
What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?Answer: You get a volley of the Dills.
What is black, white, green and bumpy?Answer: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
What is green and dangerous?Answer: A thundering herd of pickles!
What is green and goes through walls?Answer: A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard!
What is green and pecks on trees?Answer: Woody Wood Pickle!
What is green and swims in the sea?Answer: Moby Pickle!
What is the baby cuke's favorite TV network?Answer: Pickleodeon
What is the pickles’ favorite classic movie?Answer: To Dill a Mockingbird
What is the pickle’s philosophy of life?Answer: Never a dill moment.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?Answer: Three zebras fighting over a pickle!
What’s green and sour and swims in an aquarium?Answer: A trop-pickle fish!
What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?Answer: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
What’s the pickles favorite game show?Answer: Let’s Make a Dill
Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?Answer: Pickle-dilly Square
Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?Answer: The PICKLE DISH
Who is the pickles’ favorite artist?Answer: Salvador Dilly.
Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?Answer: They’re well bread!
Why are pickles so chill?Answer: Whatever happens, they dill with it.
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?Answer: Because it was in a pickle!
Why doesn’t a pickle like to travel?Answer: Because it’s a JARRING experience!
Why was the cucumber mad?Answer: Because it was in a pickle!
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