Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pickle jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pickles. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pickle are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pickle jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A friend got some vinegar in his ear and now he has pickled hearing.
How do you know pickles love a good barbecue?Answer: They relish the moment.
How do you make a hamburger smile?Answer: Pickle it gently!
If you have a pickle problem, the best way is to just dill with it.
What are pickle's horrible domestic partners?Answer: Because they're always Green with Envy.
What did the pickle say to his fans?Answer: I’m kind of a big dill!
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?Answer: Come on in the water's brine!
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory?Answer: A dill-doe
What do you call a female pickle that horses around?Answer: A filly dilly.
What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?Answer: An Icepickle!
What do you call a pickle doctor?Answer: A dill pusher.
What do you call a pickle on sale?Answer: A sweet DILL!
What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?Answer: A sweet Dill!
What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?Answer: Dill Dough
What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer?Answer: A dill doe
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