Funny pickle jokes

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?

Answer: A dilldoe

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a pickle?

Answer: A crocoDILL

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?

Answer: Rise and Brine!

What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?

Answer: Just dill

What does an agreeable pickle always say?

Answer: I relish the idea.

What does the non-believing pickle say?

Answer: You're gherkin my chain.

What happens when a PICKLE is bored?

Answer: He becomes very DILL!

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

Answer: You suffer from pickled hearing!

What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?

Answer: You get a volley of the Dills.

What is black, white, green and bumpy?

Answer: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

What is green and dangerous?

Answer: A thundering herd of pickles!

What is green and goes through walls?

Answer: A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard!

What is green and pecks on trees?

Answer: Woody Wood Pickle!

What is green and swims in the sea?

Answer: Moby Pickle!

What is the baby cuke's favorite TV network?

Answer: Pickleodeon