What is the pickles’ favorite classic movie?Answer: To Dill a Mockingbird
What is the pickle’s philosophy of life?Answer: Never a dill moment.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?Answer: Three zebras fighting over a pickle!
What’s green and sour and swims in an aquarium?Answer: A trop-pickle fish!
What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?Answer: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
What’s the pickles favorite game show?Answer: Let’s Make a Dill
Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?Answer: Pickle-dilly Square
Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?Answer: The PICKLE DISH
Who is the pickles’ favorite artist?Answer: Salvador Dilly.
Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?Answer: They’re well bread!
Why are pickles so chill?Answer: Whatever happens, they dill with it.
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?Answer: Because it was in a pickle!
Why doesn’t a pickle like to travel?Answer: Because it’s a JARRING experience!
Why was the cucumber mad?Answer: Because it was in a pickle!
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