What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?Answer: Tis the season to be jelly!
Funny christmas jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny christmas jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Christmas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about christmas are clean and safe for everyone. Share these christmas jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
Back to MiscellaneousWhat did Santa Claus say when he walked through a garden?Answer: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?Answer: Ho ho homemade cookies!
What do cranberries say during the holidays?Answer: Cranberry Christmas!
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?Answer: Pineapple
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?Answer: A pineapple
What does Santa eat for breakfast?Answer: Mistle toast!
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?Answer: Santa’s burps!
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?Answer: Cheeses Crust.
What sneaks around the kitchen on Christmas Eve?Answer: Mince spies.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?Answer: Your teeth!
What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?Answer: A sad candy cane!
What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?Answer: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
Why do drunks like Christmas?Answer: Because it’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?Answer: So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
Why was the Grinch such a great gardener?Answer: He has a green thumb.
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