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The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?Answer: To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?Answer: Vanishing cream.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?Answer: A ham sandwich
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?Answer: Pineapple
What do you get when you cross a chicken and an earthquake?Answer: Scrambled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?Answer: A steak with a built-in toothpick!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?Answer: A milkshake!
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac!
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?Answer: Something punny.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?Answer: Bacon and legs
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?Answer: Bacon and Legs
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?Answer: Mashed potatoes!
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?Answer: A pie-thon
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli?Answer: A melon-coli snack!
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