Funny cross jokes

The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?

Answer: To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?

Answer: Vanishing cream.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

Answer: A ham sandwich

What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?

Answer: Pineapple

What do you get when you cross a chicken and an earthquake?

Answer: Scrambled eggs.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?

Answer: A steak with a built-in toothpick!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

Answer: A milkshake!

What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?

Answer: A big mac!

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Answer: Something punny.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Answer: Bacon and legs

What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?

Answer: Bacon and Legs

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

Answer: Mashed potatoes!

What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?

Answer: A pie-thon

What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli?

Answer: A melon-coli snack!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer: An animal that can milk itself.

What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?

Answer: Pearls of Wisdom.

What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?

Answer: Loafers

What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?

Answer: Cheerios

What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?

Answer: A food chain!

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?

Answer: A poultry-geist!

What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?

Answer: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.

Who helps young winter squash cross the road safely?

Answer: The crossing gourd.

Why did the baker cross the road?

Answer: He had muffin’ else to do!

Why did the bread cross the road?

Answer: To BUTTER the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Answer: To get to the peanut.

Why did the gum cross the road?

Answer: Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!

Why did the lemon cross the road?

Answer: He wanted to play squash!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

Answer: Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the sweet potato cross the road?

Answer: He saw a fork up ahead.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.