Funny gourd jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny gourd jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes gourds. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about gourd are clean and safe for everyone. Share these gourd jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Have a gourd time on Halloween.
How do gourds get to so strong?
I hate it when I go trick or treating and all I get is Mr. Gourdbars.
Making these puns is so much fun, I'll never get gourd of it!
What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd?
What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?
What is the bounciest vegetable?
What is the prettiest pie?
What veggie does a gourd become when an elephant steps on it?
What was the gourd’s favorite sport?
Who helps young winter squash cross the road safely?

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