Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny gourd jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes gourds. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about gourd are clean and safe for everyone. Share these gourd jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Have a gourd time on Halloween.
How do gourds get to so strong?Answer: By pumpkin iron.
I hate it when I go trick or treating and all I get is Mr. Gourdbars.
Making these puns is so much fun, I'll never get gourd of it!
What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?Answer: Sorry for pumpkin in to you!
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd?Answer: You look a little sick.
What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?Answer: You're gourd-geous!
What do you call a barking pumpkin?Answer: A gourd dog.
What do you call a pretty pumpkin?Answer: Gourdgeous
What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?Answer: Gourd to death.
What is the bounciest vegetable?Answer: Bungee Gourd
What is the prettiest pie?Answer: A pumpkin pie, it’s gourd-geous.
What veggie does a gourd become when an elephant steps on it?Answer: Squash
What was the gourd’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
Who helps young winter squash cross the road safely?Answer: The crossing gourd.
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