We use cookies and other tracking technologies to improve your browsing experience on our website, to show you personalized content and targeted ads, to analyze our website traffic, and to understand where our visitors are coming from. For more information, please review our privacy policy and cookie policy.
By choosing I Accept, you consent to our use of cookies and other tracking technologies.

Funny cutlery jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny cutlery jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Cutleries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about cutlery are clean and safe for everyone. Share these cutlery jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Back to Food
How did Reese eat her soup?
What did the cake say to the fork?
What did the cupcake say to the fork?
What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?
What is the most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae?
What is the most important thing in a pie?
What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?
What was the first thing Luke Skywalker said to the diners at his new restaurant?
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?
Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?
Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you!

Do you have a funny joke about cutlery that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!

Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for food lovers.