Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny cutlery jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Cutleries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about cutlery are clean and safe for everyone. Share these cutlery jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodHow did Reese eat her soup?Answer: Witherspoon
What did the cake say to the fork?Answer: You want a piece of me?
What did the cupcake say to the fork?Answer: You want a piece of me?
What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?Answer: A cereal killer.
What is the most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae?Answer: The spoon
What is the most important thing in a pie?Answer: The fork
What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?Answer: A Spoon
What was the first thing Luke Skywalker said to the diners at his new restaurant?Answer: May the forks be with you.
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?Answer: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?Answer: Spoon
Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?Answer: Cos there is no spoon
Why did the sweet potato cross the road?Answer: He saw a fork up ahead.
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?Answer: Because, he was a cereal killer!
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you!
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