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A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins?Answer: The cabbage, it's a head.
How did the chef win the golf tournament?Answer: He got a hole in one using his waffle iron.
What are chefs always trying the win?Answer: The Hunger Games.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?Answer: You’re toast!
What did the dad potato say to his son before his soccer game?Answer: I’m rooting for you.
What did the hot dog say after the race?Answer: I’m the weiner.
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?Answer: They both need a good batter.
What do pancakes and baseball have in common?Answer: They both depend on the batter!
What do quarterbacks like to do at dinner?Answer: Pass the salt.
What do race car driver's eat?Answer: Fast food!
What do you drink at a football game?Answer: Root beer
What do you serve but never eat?Answer: A tennis ball
What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?Answer: A soccer team eating potato chips.
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
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