A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins?Answer: The cabbage, it's a head.
Funny sport jokes
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How did the chef win the golf tournament?Answer: He got a hole in one using his waffle iron.
What are chefs always trying the win?Answer: The Hunger Games.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?Answer: You’re toast!
What did the dad potato say to his son before his soccer game?Answer: I’m rooting for you.
What did the hot dog say after the race?Answer: I’m the weiner.
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?Answer: They both need a good batter.
What do pancakes and baseball have in common?Answer: They both depend on the batter!
What do quarterbacks like to do at dinner?Answer: Pass the salt.
What do race car driver's eat?Answer: Fast food!
What do you drink at a football game?Answer: Root beer
What do you serve but never eat?Answer: A tennis ball
What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?Answer: A soccer team eating potato chips.
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?Answer: Kara-tea
What kind of baseball do burgers play?Answer: Ketchup baseball!
What kind of salt do gymnasts use?Answer: Somersault.
What's a vegetable's favourite martial art?Answer: Carrotee!
What’s a golfer’s favorite drink?Answer: Tee
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?Answer: Dunkin' Donuts
Which basketball players eat fruits?Answer: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Which footballer makes the best coffee?Answer: Diego Costa!
Why can't chefs play baseball?Answer: They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
Why did the baseball team hire a cook?Answer: They needed a good batter.
Why don't shrimp like basketball?Answer: Cause they're afraid of the net.
Why would Indians make great basketball coaches?Answer: They invented Curry.
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