What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?Answer: Kara-tea
What kind of baseball do burgers play?Answer: Ketchup baseball!
What kind of salt do gymnasts use?Answer: Somersault.
What's a vegetable's favourite martial art?Answer: Carrotee!
What’s a golfer’s favorite drink?Answer: Tee
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?Answer: Dunkin' Donuts
Which basketball players eat fruits?Answer: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Which footballer makes the best coffee?Answer: Diego Costa!
Why can't chefs play baseball?Answer: They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
Why did the baseball team hire a cook?Answer: They needed a good batter.
Why don't shrimp like basketball?Answer: Cause they're afraid of the net.
Why would Indians make great basketball coaches?Answer: They invented Curry.
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