- Will you join me in a cup of tea?
- I don’t think there’s room in there for both of us.
Funny tea jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny tea jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes teas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about tea are clean and safe for everyone. Share these tea jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
How does Moses make his tea?Answer: Hebrews it.
How does the tea bag daredevil warn his audience?Answer: Don’t chai this at home…
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?Answer: Oolong time
What did one tea bag say to the other?Answer: This is the start of a brew-tea-ful friendship.
What did the college tea say to his buddy?Answer: Cool story, brew.
What do smart desert travellers drink?Answer: Camel-mile Tea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England?Answer: Royal-Tea
What does a tea mama say to her kids?Answer: Goodnight, steep tight.
What is a golf club's favorite drink?Answer: Tee
What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?Answer: Kara-tea
What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?Answer: Liberty
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?Answer: Reality
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?Answer: A teapot
What starts with ‘t’ ends with ‘t’ and is full of ‘t’?Answer: A teapot.
What type of shirt can you drink?Answer: A tea shirt!
What’s a golfer’s favorite drink?Answer: Tee
What’s a queen’s favorite drink?Answer: Royal-tea
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?Answer: Ice Tea
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?Answer: You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?Answer: You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
What’s the most attractive beverage?Answer: Hot tea.
Which drink breaks the ice?Answer: Flirt Tea!
Which drink brings you back down to earth?Answer: Gravi-Tea!
Why are tea lovers always living on the edge?Answer: Because they often find themselves in hot water.
Why didn’t the espresso ever talk to the herbal drinks?Answer: Because it said they weren’t his cup of tea.
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
Why was the tea bag at the police station?Answer: She was mugged in broad daylight!
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