Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny tea jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes teas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about tea are clean and safe for everyone. Share these tea jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
- Will you join me in a cup of tea?
- I don’t think there’s room in there for both of us.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
How does Moses make his tea?Answer: Hebrews it.
How does the tea bag daredevil warn his audience?Answer: Don’t chai this at home…
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?Answer: Oolong time
What did one tea bag say to the other?Answer: This is the start of a brew-tea-ful friendship.
What did the college tea say to his buddy?Answer: Cool story, brew.
What do smart desert travellers drink?Answer: Camel-mile Tea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England?Answer: Royal-Tea
What does a tea mama say to her kids?Answer: Goodnight, steep tight.
What is a golf club's favorite drink?Answer: Tee
What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?Answer: Kara-tea
What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?Answer: Liberty
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?Answer: Reality
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?Answer: A teapot
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