Funny tea jokes

What starts with ‘t’ ends with ‘t’ and is full of ‘t’?

Answer: A teapot.

What type of shirt can you drink?

Answer: A tea shirt!

What’s a golfer’s favorite drink?

Answer: Tee

What’s a queen’s favorite drink?

Answer: Royal-tea

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Answer: Ice Tea

What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

Answer: You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

Answer: You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.

What’s the most attractive beverage?

Answer: Hot tea.

Which drink breaks the ice?

Answer: Flirt Tea!

Which drink brings you back down to earth?

Answer: Gravi-Tea!

Why are tea lovers always living on the edge?

Answer: Because they often find themselves in hot water.

Why didn’t the espresso ever talk to the herbal drinks?

Answer: Because it said they weren’t his cup of tea.

Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?

Answer: Because all property is theft.

Why was the tea bag at the police station?

Answer: She was mugged in broad daylight!