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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”
The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”
The owner says, “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”
The clerk says, “Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”
What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?Answer: They both take away the coffin.
Why did Dracula take cough medicine?Answer: To stop his coffin.
Why did the horse need cough syrup?Answer: It caught a colt.
Why did the pony need cough syrup?Answer: His throat was a little horse.
Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?Answer: Because he was horse.
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