Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny curry jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Curries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about curry are clean and safe for everyone. Share these curry jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to IngredientDid you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed?Answer: Woke up in a Korma
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder?Answer: He went into a korma.
Did you heard about the Indian chef that fell down from the stairs?Answer: He was curryed away to the hospital.
How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?Answer: As much as you can curry.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry this cake to the table so we can start the party.
What do passionate Indian chefs and functional programmers have in common when they are exhausted?Answer: They curry on.
What do you call a delivery driver from an indian takeaway?Answer: A curryier
What do you get when you mix curry and porridge?Answer: Courage
Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?Answer: Because it has "Curry" in it.
Why would Indians make great basketball coaches?Answer: They invented Curry.
You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?Answer: I have curry in bed...
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