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Funny curry jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny curry jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Curries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about curry are clean and safe for everyone. Share these curry jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed?
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder?
Did you heard about the Indian chef that fell down from the stairs?
How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry this cake to the table so we can start the party.
What do passionate Indian chefs and functional programmers have in common when they are exhausted?
What do you call a delivery driver from an indian takeaway?
What do you get when you mix curry and porridge?
Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?
Why would Indians make great basketball coaches?
You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?

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