Funny cabbage jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny cabbage jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes cabbages. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about cabbage are clean and safe for everyone. Share these cabbage jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins?
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes.

“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.

The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
How does a farmer mend his pants?
If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, which one would win?
If you plant the cabbage first, it will have a head start.
What did the cabbage pastor say to his congregation?
What do you call a cabbage that's in love?
What do you call a cabbage with a body?
What do you call a cabbage’s murder?
What do you tell a cabbage that's down in the dumps?
What does a cabbage outlaw have?
What does cabbage say at the salad bar?
What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
What is another name for brussels sprouts?

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