Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny peanut jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes peanuts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about peanut are clean and safe for everyone. Share these peanut jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to IngredientA vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Two peanuts walk into a bar.Answer: One was a-salted.
What did the peanut say to the elephant?Answer: Nothing… peanuts can’t talk!
What did the pecan say to the walnut?Answer: We’re friends because we’re both nuts.
What do you call a nut that has to pee?Answer: Peenut
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?Answer: An astronut!
What do you call a peanut that is an astronaut?Answer: An astro-nut
What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?Answer: Thai-food legume
Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?Answer: It might crack!
Why did the elephant cross the road?Answer: To get to the peanut.
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