Funny peanut jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny peanut jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes peanuts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about peanut are clean and safe for everyone. Share these peanut jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a nut that has to pee?
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
What do you call a peanut that is an astronaut?
What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?
Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?
Why did the elephant cross the road?

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