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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?Answer: Two fish got battered!
Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen?Answer: A fish got battered.
Have you seen the new fishing website?Answer: No, it’s not online yet.
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out.
Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time no sea, sir.
What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?Answer: Fryday
What did the sardine call the submarine?Answer: A can of people.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?Answer: The Codfather.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?Answer: A beer-a-cuda
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?Answer: A pie-ranha
What do you call a fish with no eye?Answer: Fsh
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish!
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