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Funny fish jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny fish jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Fishes. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about fish are clean and safe for everyone. Share these fish jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen?
Have you seen the new fishing website?
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out.
Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time no sea, sir.
What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?

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