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Funny fisherman jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny fisherman jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes fishermans. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about fisherman are clean and safe for everyone. Share these fisherman jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me? I've hurt my hand!"
The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
I have always admired fishermen. They are reel men.
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each. The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q” so the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!” The fisherman said “yes” so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything?
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?

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