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A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me? I've hurt my hand!"
The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
I have always admired fishermen. They are reel men.
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each. The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q” so the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!” The fisherman said “yes” so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?Answer: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
What kind of money do fishermen make?Answer: Net profits!
What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything?Answer: Three Men And A Baby
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?Answer: The bobber shop.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?Answer: Pier pressure.
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?Answer: To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?Answer: He had only two worms.
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