What does the pope eat during lent?Answer: Holy mackerel!
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?Answer: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?Answer: Drop it a line!
What is the easiest way to catch a fish?Answer: Have someone throw it to you.
What’s a Canadian’s favourite dessert?Answer: Chocolate moose!
What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?Answer: Fish and ships!
What’s green and sour and swims in an aquarium?Answer: A trop-pickle fish!
Why are chefs cruel?Answer: Because they batter fish, beat eggs and whip cream!
Why can’t blind people eat fish?Answer: Because it’s sea food.
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?Answer: To go with the jellyfish!
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?Answer: They were 2 shellfish!
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