What kind of fruit do trees like?Answer: Pine-apple
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie?Answer: You have some crust.
When is an apple not an apple?Answer: When it is a pineapple!
Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches?Answer: That's just Hawaii rolls.
Why did the pineapple go out with a prune?Answer: Because he couldn't find a date!
Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?Answer: Because it ran out of juice!
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