Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny guacamole jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes guacamoles. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about guacamole are clean and safe for everyone. Share these guacamole jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodstuffHow did the guacamole get to outer space?Answer: On a rocket chip.
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
Was your guacamole salad good?Answer: Yes, it was avocado this world.
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?Answer: Guaca-mole
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?Answer: We’ve hit guac bottom!
What do you call an avocado in church?Answer: Holy Guacamole!
What does Pac-Man eat with his chips?Answer: Guacawakamole
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