Funny ketchup jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny ketchup jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes ketchups. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about ketchup are clean and safe for everyone. Share these ketchup jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Did you hear about the salad race?
Did you hear ketchup and mustard are moving in together?
How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?
I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.
If tomatoes are fruit...that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?
What did the last tomato on the vine say when all his friends got picked?
What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?
What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

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