Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny ketchup jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes ketchups. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about ketchup are clean and safe for everyone. Share these ketchup jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodstuffDid you hear about the salad race?Answer: The lettuce was ahead and the tomato tried to ketchup!
Did you hear ketchup and mustard are moving in together?Answer: They're renting a condimentium.
How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?Answer: He mustard up the courage.
I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.
If tomatoes are fruit...that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?Answer: Catch up!
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?Answer: Come on, ketchup!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?Answer: Ketchup
What did the last tomato on the vine say when all his friends got picked?Answer: I’ll ketchup with you guys later!
What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?Answer: Catch up!
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?Answer: Barbie-que sauce
What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?Answer: You feel silly in Heinz sight!
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?Answer: Because they can’t ketchup.
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?Answer: He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
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